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Told you, I'M BACK BABY! But you are not... back. To the gym. 😐
If you’re reading this, you’ve probably caught wind of my latest breakthrough: Gymtitis Nostalgica. A serious condition where life gets so busy that all you do is daydream about your old gym days.
Think you’ve got it? The symptoms are:
• You loved working out at cult.
• Life got in the way, and you quit.
• Life’s still chaotic, and you’re still MIA.
Don’t panic (maybe just do a few jumping jacks)! Since you’re already on www.imissmygym.com, you’ve found the perfect antidote, my invention!
This isn’t just a website—it’s your virtual cult experience! No excuses, no equipment, just all the gym feels you’ve been craving.
Prepare for a surge of motivation, trainer cheers, and those cult vibes you’ve been missing.
P.S.: Happy tears are a common side effect, so keep some tissues handy.
-Dr. Kenny
